Ronin Lightbulbs!


How does the Ancient change a lightbulb?
It depends. First the lightbulb must want to change. Then he prays that the lightbulb will change. Unfortunately, this trick only works on changing Warlords . . . too bad!

How does Ryo change a lightbulb?

It's complicated. Let's just say it involves two katanas, a gallon of lighter fluid . . . and a large hole in Mia's house.

How does Cye change a lightbulb?

Cye doesn't change lightbulbs. He thinks the lightbulbs are fine just the way they are!

How does Dais change a lightbulb?

He tricks it into changing itself.

How does Talpa change a lightbulb?

Lightbulbs?! Why use lightbulbs when you can use candles?!