(the Ronin Warriors mine? Ha! I wish! Nope, they don’t belong to me! Some of the phrases the RW say, I got out of an old newspaper, called Weekly World Newspaper. This is only for entertainment, so enjoy!

Ryo: Why are they called Buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called Builts instead?

Cye: Why do we push harder on the remote control when we know the battery is dead?

Kento: If you got into a taxi, and the driver drove backwards, would he wind up owing you money?

Rowen: If the sun, moon, and stars were not showing at night time, does that mean nature’s electricity got shut off?

Sage: Why do they always say the sun has gone down or up, when the earth changed positions around the sun?

Ryo: Why is it when we flip on the light and nothing happens, we continue to flick the switch up and down before we realize the bulb has burnt out?

Cye: When we turn the TV on, and nothing happens, do we ever stop to think it might not be plugged in?

Sage: Why do we brush our hair before bedtime when it’s just going to get messy again?

Rowen: Why do we always try on other people’s glasses when we know it is bad for our eyesight?

Kento: Why is it when we’re up on something very high and someone says don’t look down, we end up looking down anyway?

Ryo: What is the opposite of opposite?

Cye: Why are there still apes around if we supposedly evolved from them?

Kento: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil made from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Sage: Why doesn’t a round shaped room have corners?

Rowen: After a bus driver exits his bus for the night just who closes the door of the bus?