Hotel of Horrors

Okay this is what I considered
to be a rather weird dream.
It starts out with My best
friend Shade Starlight, Rowen
Hashiba, Sage Date, Sage’s
(official, yes I am not making
this up folks) younger Sister
Satsuki, and Myself. Only, I
was my original character from
a fan fic Shade and I are
writing called the Phoenix
Dagger, Adria Carmycle. Well
we were standing in the lobby
of the Claremont Hotel, which
for those that don’t know is a
fancy smancy hotel in Berkeley
complete with spa, Tennis
court, and Swimming pool. Then
again we may have been at
Pebble beach. But what matters
is that we were at a fancy
hotel and it was just us, know
one was around not even the
staff. So were like cool we
have the whole place to our
selves and start to think of
it as a mansion get away. We
were just getting settled in
when Sage noticed that Satsuki
has wondered off. Rowen being
the friend he is offers to
help look for her. So the boys
are looking for Satsuki. Shade
and Adria(Me) are discussing,
(and ranting about) the fact
hardly anyone has read the
Phoenix Dagger on
Fanfiction.net . Or if they
have they obviously haven’t
been nice enough to leave a
comment or review. Adria
believes its that people see
that Shade's character is a
ditz and they equate the story
with a Mary Sue. Which
neither of our Characters are.
They are a bit at first but
they become well rounded,
beside Adria is a Goth so that
in itself is a rarity. Shade
how ever believes it maybe
because we are posting out fic
in only one place and not
every fan-fiction site that
has ronin fanfic. At that
moment Sage and Rowen return,
and inform us that couldn’t
find Satsuki. Adria then
offers to help them look since
there are places a girl can go
to that boys can’t. Shade say
she would stay in the lobby
just incase Satsuki shows up.
About twenty minutes after we
leave Satsuki shows up in the
lobby and asks where her Ni-
chan(her pet name for Sage)
is. Shade tells her that they
went looking for her. Satsuki
at first thinks about looking
for us but Shade tells her to
wait because everyone would
return. So they two girls sit
and start watching this big
screen tv that just happened
to be there. Shades flipping
channels until they see this
thing that is obviously a live
T.V. recording. Several
Domanetrix ‘s are shoving Sage
into and iron Maiden type
thing. Rowen is strapped to a
rack and some other
Domanetrix’s are tickling his
bare cheat with feathers. And
I’m not going to mention what
the Male Domanetrix’s were
doing to Adria (Just leave
that up to your sick little
minds). So Shade and Satsuki
get off their duffs and go
find us. Shade kicks the ass’s
of all the Domanetrix’s with
her metal baseball bat that
has the words Peace ‘O’ Mind
written on it. While Satsuki
is releasing both Rowen and
myself. Afterward we all start
eating a ham and pineapple
pizza and watching an anime
Marathon of Weiss Kruze,
Yoroiden Samurai Troopers ,
and Key the Metal Idol.
Suddenly Satsuki looks around
and asks where her Ni-chan
was, Rowen, Shade, and myself
look at one another an were
like, oh Shit. Because we left
Sage in that Iron maiden
thing. That’s when my alarm
goes off and I have to get
ready for school.

Venka Le Fay