Words the Cast of Ronin Warriors Would Never Say
1.
OK, before I go on, I admit, I wish the Ronin Warriors were mine, if they were the OAVs would be dubbed a whole lot sooner! But sadly they’re not. They belong to their rightful creators. OK, I’ll shut up now. Enjoy!
Ryo: Auuuuuuggghhhhh! Fire! Someone put it out! (runs screaming in terror)
Damn, this armor makes me look sexy!
I need to start carrying a lighter and a can of gasoline instead of just traveling so far to that volcano all the time.
Man, Talpa looks my grandmother! (horrifying thought there)
(starts singing and skipping along) A tisket a tasket, a green and yellow basket!
Sage: Call me a girl, and die!
Damn, f..cking hair! (rips hair away from face.)
My eyes aren’t violet. I just wear colored contacts. Problem with it?!
I wonder why my hair is always so poofy?
Rowen: Being in space sucked with no girls.
Hey, Kayura, want to go out sometime?
I got an F in Science!?
Let’s see 2+2= 1, no 3, 5? Ah, hell, I give up!
Kento: What’s the number to Jenny Craig?
I really hate fighting!
Got to come up with a plan to bring down Talpa!
Yes, I agree with you. I’m too intelligent for my own good.
Cye: I was born in Japan and I have a British accent. What’s up with that?
Today we are having fried shrimp and my specialty roasted flounder.
Yep, everyone knows I’m the cutest!
You know in the YST version, I’m the oldest. In the RW version, I’m the youngest. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
Mia: Get a job you bunch of free-loaders!
I’m a girl. Why do I have sideburns?
Ugh! This outfit is so outdated!
Um, how do you work a computer?
Yulie: Man, you guys suck!
I should have stayed with my parents instead of skate boarding off.
OK, guys, I won’t bug you anymore.
I’m off to a boarding school in Tibet!
Talpa: After thousands of years of wearing this mask, I find myself wondering
what I look like.
Does this long white hair make me look like a girl?
HELP! I’VE GOT GHOSTS IN HERE! (runs screaming like a complete maniac. As if we didn’t know that already.)
Who said I wanted your armor? That monk turned it into a freaking rainbow!
Sekhmet: EEK! A Snake! (starts whacking snake with sword.)
Are my eyes really buggy looking?
Why is my hair green for?!
NOBODY LOVES ME!!! (runs and cries.)
Cale: Ah, yes, I could use another suntan.
Master, my nightlight went out!
How did I get my scar? I must have done something totally stupid! (attention kids of all ages, and untrained adults, never play with sharp objects!)
Halo, turn on your light! It’s too dark in here!
Sage: Whuss.
Anubis: OK, I’ll take the Ancient’s place, but I AM NOT wearing that DRESS!
Shh, no one really knows, but I’m actually a girl in disguise!
My hair is so beautiful. Admit it, you’re jealous!
Oooooohhh! Look at the pretty rings on the Staffie! They go round and round and round and round!
Dais: I’m a pirate turned warlord!
Anubis, tell the truth! My hair is more beautiful!
SPIDERS! (grabs a can of RAID, evil laughter.) Die stupid pests!
OK, I promise from now on, only to use my illusions on April Fool’s Days and on Halloween.
Kayura: No, Talpa, I don’t want to fight against the Ronins. Get off your ass and do it yourself!
(goes to attack random Ronin, and is suddenly jerked back) Help! My
hair’s caught in the blasted fence!
Of course, I’ll go out with you, Rowen! I thought you’d never ask!
Ancient: What the hell was I thinking when I sought out wearers for this armor?
I happen to like rainbows!
(whistles after Mia) Hey, baby! Wanna go out with me?
That’s the pleasure of having five young fighters. When you get tired
they can take your ass kicking for you.
White Blaze: Why didn’t I stay at the Zoo?! (chases after Yulie. Yulie is praying. Dear God, please make the tiger be good! White Blaze stops and bows his head.) Dear Lord, thank you for this meal for which I am about to receive.
Ryo, I’m a tiger, not your freaking horse!
Hehehe! I can’t wait until mating season. Hehehe!
A/N: So what did you think? Good, bad, boring? You don’t like it? Fine, be that way! No offense to those of you who did. Ja! Firestorm.