Words the Cast of Ronin Warriors Would Never Say.

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This was a suggestion from one of my reviewers.

You know who you are!

Sarenbou: Why would I want your Inferno armor? I can make my own!

(calling surekill) Save The_ OOPS! Wrong one!

Hello, Ronins! Have some tea!

Ryo, you are so great and handsome! (sniff sniff) Why can’t

I be that good looking?

Badamon: You know I really do have an annoying voice. No one knows this, but Talpa is a woman! (looks around to see if Talpa might have heard)

(Looks in mirror) AUGH! I’M SO UGLY! So that’s why I can never get a date!

I have a crush on Kayura.

Saberstrike: (on the phone) Yes, I’d like to hire a lawyer. (starts crying) Well, you see you see, Ryo of the Wildfire is being mean! He won’t give me Inferno, and I WANT IT! WAAAAHHHH WAAHHH!"

Ooooohhh, Swords! YEOWCH! (gets seriously cut by Fervor Swords.)

(holds up Fervor Swords.) Today, I am cutting all that long hair of Ryo’s off! (evil laughter)

Ryo: EEEEK! (faints. I thought only Sage was protective of his hair!)

Yulie’s Father: That’s it, Son! Skateboard away! Watch out for that: CRASH! (Yulie is now in dumpster) Should I help him? Nah! (walks away.)

You want a skateboard?! HELL NO! Get a job! I am not a bank!

Yulie, I hate to tell you this, but you’re adopted. What was I thinking?

Yulie’s Mother: (sees Ryo and large white tiger with Yulie.) Hm, maybe he’ll take Yulie with him. Or maybe the tiger can eat him.

Why am I walking around town, when I can be riding in a luxurious vehicle?

I hate getting a wedgie! (pulls out wedgie.) (couldn’t resist!)

No, you cannot have the Ronins as friends. You annoyed the other ‘friends’ to death! (all Ronins flee in terror)

Extra Man from RW: (looks up black sky.) Oh, a large strange evil gate. (goes back to sleep.)

Looks like rain! (pops umberella.)

(in front of Talpa) Hello, I’m here about the job. These are my demands if I’m hired: 1, I want a large advancement, 2. I want my office with a window, and 3. I want the prettiest secretary you’ve got!

Sun Devil: WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME BUG EYES!

BRRRR! I’m soooooooooo coooooooolllllllldddd! Ryo, set me on fire! (now totally burnt to a crisp.)

(sitting in volcano, roasting marshmallows.) Ahh, this is the life! Now where did I put that Hershey’s bar! (sees someone running with it, and chases after them) HARDROCK, GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY BAR!!!!!!

I have a split personality. That’s why I’m always beside myself!