Words the Ronin Warriors Would Never Say

6.

Ryo:

*sniffs several times* Hey, do you guys smell something burning? *looks down at himself. Screams* I’M ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*singing* I didn't start the fire. It was always burning as the world was

turning.

Hey, Cye? Want my armor? You get to blow up things!

Man, being leader sucks! Who wants my job?! Anyone?

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOO!!

Sage:

Ooooh, pretty lightning bolt! *ZAP!!* *groans* Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.

*stares at girl* Shoo, fly! Shoo!

It’s true. My hair’s fake. It’s actually a dust mop dyed this color.

*in meditation* Dang it!! I know next week’s English test's answers are

somewhere in here!

Cye:

I have a pet shark at home. Go on mess with me!

Man, my name's screwed up! What was my mother thinking?

Actually I can't swim. *jumps into arms* SAVE ME!!!

Fish for a pet? Man... you've got to be joking!

Rowen:

*playing with bow* Hm, wonder what this does? *zwonk!! arrow flies out,

crashes through a window* Oooops.

Hey, if I wet my hand and touch that cord what would happen?

School sucks. Let's just stay home!

Every morning at 5 a.m I get up and play video games. And damn, I hate it

when the guys wake up after that!!! I want my game!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Kento:

I really don't eat much. I mean you can't tell right?

Hey, you guys are right. I do leap before I look. Wonder what

took me so long to figure that out?

Did I mention I like to jog every day after a meal?

Hey Sage!! I need your hair to mop the floor!

Dais:

No, there is no way I'm going to create an illusion to help out. Get your

own illusion!

*frowns* Hmmmm. I feel like there’s something missing here on me……

*pouts* Just because I have white hair does not make me OLD!!! SO

THERE! *sticks out tongue*

Hey, is there anyway we can see a movie before we attack the Ronins? I hear

Robin Hood Men in Tights is playing!

Sekhmet:

*holding pet snake* Now, Fluffy, remember to kill Torrent! *sets Fluffy down, watches it slither toward Torrent. Moments later: smacks forehead* NO FLUFFY!! YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO KILL HIM NOT SUCK UP TO HIM!!

*pacing back and forth extremely high* EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!! VENOM!! LALALALALALALALA!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! I’M HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SEE ME FLY!!!

*appears in city* Now let’s see.. Where can Wildfire be?… *hears a sizzing

Sound, looks down, eyes go wide. Screams* THIS STUPID TIGER PISSED

ON ME!!! *runs away from White Blaze, screaming in horror*

*standing in mirror, slowly swinging a charm back and forth before his eyes*

Hmm, I wonder if hypnotism does work? *suddenly ends up head first in the

toilet* Oiy,,,,

Cale: *walks up to the veterinarian* Hello.. I need to purchase Advantage.. It’s for

me. *sniffles* Cause I got fleas and they won’t go away! *starts scratching

self furiously*

*gets called by Talpa to attack the Ronins* yes, master! *sudden case of hiccups.. waits for them to go away. hiccups remain. hours pass, keeps hiccupping. weak voice* kill me……………

*admiring self in tutu* Lalalala!! I am soooooooooo beautiful!!!! See me twirl!!!

*walking through Toyama* *yawns* Man.. it’s boring in this city.. *passes

Sage* Hey Fluffhead.

Sage: Hey Smurf.

Cale and Sage: *stop. turn. glare at one another* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Talpa: *sighs after the Warlords lose a battle to the Ronins* It’s so hard to find good help these days.

Aha! I know how to rule the world! *hours later appears on TV. Big sign*

VOTE FOR TALPA FOR WORLD PRESIDENT!! EACH VOTER WILL

RECEIVE A MILLION DOLLARS, POWER, AND IMMORTALITY.

*in the shower, singing* Ooohhh, yeaaahhh.. Baby I want to get with you

Cause love is the only thing we can do. Come on you know my heart is

crying out for you.. *Ryo bursts in. stops. Mouth drops* TALPA?!!

Talpa: *sees Ryo. tries to cover self* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!

Ryo: *faints*

Talpa: *blinks. scratches head. Few minutes later, Ryo’s coming to* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Ryo: *runs*

Talpa* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

*searching dressers drawers* Damn it, the Ronins are on their way, and

I can’t find my teddy bear!! *fuming* MOM!!!

*after sending the Ronin Warriors to the resting places of their armors: smacks forehead* Talpa, you are an idiot! Suuuuuuuuuuuuree. Let the

Ronins gather strength just so they can kick your ass. *long sigh* Well

better get that life insurance now. *reaches for phone*

Kayura: *getting ready to fight Sage* Ooooohhh, you look sexy, Halo! How about

you and me, getting together? *winks at him. blinks. seeing him run*

WAIT!! COME BACK MY GOLDEN HAIRED KNIGHT IN SHINING

GREEN MYSTICAL ARMOR!!! *chases after him*

*putting make up on. sees the Warlords’ looks* What? I have to look good

don’t I? *puts lipstick on… Warlords: *anime fall*

*sighs* Being a female warrior sucks. Especially when it’s that time of

the month. *growls* GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!

Ancient: *watching Ryo get his butt kick. shakes head* Damn. Wildfire sucks.

*playing the lottery: hears the numbers* 001. *jumps up and down*

I WON!! I WON!! YAHOO!! HOORAY!! *stops, blinks* Hey.. Where’d

my ticket go?!

So you want to know what’s in this little bag eh? Okay.. *opens bag. Pulls

out toothbrush, toothpaste, hair brush, first aid kit, pepper spray, flavored

mints, riceballs, gameboy, Girlie magazine. *eyes wide, flushes. quickly hides

the Girlie magazine* YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSE TO SEE THAT!!

Actually, I wear this large hat for a few good reasons. One. It keeps the sun

out of my eyes. Two. It makes a good bowl for washing, cleaning, cooking.

Three. Makes a great basket. Four. Also makes a good weapon. *throws hat

at Dynasty soldier, going through it, Dynasty soldier collapses*

*in straight jacket, struggling* LET ME GO!! I COMMAND YOU!! RONINS!! WARLORDS!! KAYURA!! BADAMON!! WHITEBLAZE!!

MIA!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! *few minutes later, still in straight jacket.

whispered plea* Yulie………???

WhiteBlaze:

Mew..?

I wonder if that woman likes us free loading off her.?

Oooohhh…. A birdie!!! *chases after bird, leaving the Ronins

helpless*

Hey, Ryo lovers!! I saw Ryo naked and you didn’t! :P *pauses* Come

to think of it, I’ve seen them all naked.

*fighting himself* I want to be WhiteBlaze! No I want to be

BlackBlaze! No WhiteBlaze! BlackBlaze!! WhiteBlaze! Ah, heck

I’ll just be both! *transforms into both WhiteBlaze and BlackBlaze*

Actually Yulie isn’t that bad.. I mean with a little salt.. a little pepper…

*smacks forehead with paw* WHAT AM I SAYING?!! He’s barely

a meal!! I’ll go after Hardrock instead. *sly grin*