Words the Cast of Ronin Warriors Would Never Say

7.

Ryo: Why do I have a tiger? I should just get me one of those Harley Davidson

Motorcycles.

Ok, where’s the scissors at?! These bangs have annoyed me too long! Never

mind, my swords will work better!

*looks at Dynasty Gates nervously* um.. guys.. can we just forget about this?

please?

Cye: Hey, guys do you know my name is actually short for Cyborg? (thanks for this

for this one mom!)

*walks into a petshop* hello, may I please purchase a puppy?

Salesperson: what kind? St. Bernard, Golden Retriever, Labrador, Chesakbee Retriever, Doberman….

Cye: I don’t think my shark gives a fck. (I got this idea from my friend Cleo who got it somewhere else, but I revised it some)

Screw being a Ronin. I’m gonna go get drunk.

Rowen: I’m not really smart you know.. Gee, what was I thinking when I told Anubis he was a man.. Er.. wait.. is he a girl? O.o

*in class, pretending to take a test, teacher walks by him.. makes sure no one is looking. takes out magazine: Cover Girl.

*flipping through channels* boring.. boring.. boring.. *comes to wrestling* ah, much better!

Sage: Damn deer…

*wakes up, yawns.. goes downstairs, opens the fridge, and gets out beer* ah.. good breakfast..

Hey guys.. I have to tell you something… I’m a girl..

Kento: You know there are smart people and there are smart people. The smart people know almost everything about the world, and the other smart people think they know everything.

Okay, I admit, I’m fat.. Now you’ve hurt my feelings.. *cries*

I’m not really the Warrior of Strength.. I only say that because I worry about Cye kicking my butt.. *shudders, looks around in fear*